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Iron Aaron
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 5:52 pm    Post subject: Just because Reply with quote

A rag tag band of two stroke misfits terrorize the woods with their screaming machines, foul smelling unwashed and mismatched riding gear, and violent displays of non stop roosting. The weak tremble as clapped out KTM's wail through the trails dragging corpses, wheeling through sacrificial fires, and ascending the most insane hills. The town-folk take refuge in churches and hide their young as the NEWR minions wad themselves up into fleshy quivering masses, euphoric and psychotic, refusing medical treatment. With vacant stares and throbbing heads, the group fragments till a mere shadow of what was begins to dissipate. A process of elimination peels back the bad ones. There is mud to be slung, rocks to be chunked and knobs that crave attention. Like meteorites, at warp speed…...
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL! Very cool! Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That sounds like every ride I was ever on up there! Laughing

Very funny!
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 8:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yup! That says it all! Ya try tellin' kids that ta'day, they won't believe ya. We might be old coots now, but were wiley and sadistic! youngin's are so gullible. They think the power band is in the muffler and needs replacing. LOL! Laughing
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